Holy mother of happiness!

I just got news that the bane of my work life existence for the past 1.5 years has finally given her resignation.  Yes Virginia, there is a God!  A very good God! 

Y'all just don't know how excited I am right this very minute!  I want to shout this delicious news from the roof tops, but I can't, because my co-workers are not yet privy to this long awaited happening.  We have been praying, appealing to the goodness of the Universe, while at the same time wondering if we were endowed with the ability to wait her ass out.  We aren't mean, we just weren't impressed with her work skills or lack thereof, and her lack of integrity.  It's less than appealing to work with someone you don't trust.  Someone who tells you what the rules are, and then tries to make you feel bad about doing your absolute best to follow them.  Someone who has the bosses fooled.  That woman was lunatic incarnated.  I've never heard of anyone walking without making a sound, unless they were up to no good, and you would never hear her coming until she was breathing down your neck.  If you practice sneaky until you perfect it to an art form, you are either up to nary do well, or you are working with some "governmental" intelligence service.  I'm just grateful that she won't be sneaking anywhere around our office after the end of this month.  July is the month we celebrate American independence, and I'm gonna celebrate like it's 1999 plus 11 years, 6 months and how many ever days it is until she is finally gone.

Hallelujah!  My prayers have been answered!

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