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Yeah, I'm a little hoarse. Sorry, I have vacation cooties. So far this year, I contracted cooties in London and Tennessee. I know in London it was because I rubbed too many handrails and forgot to wear my "death" mask when taking the Tube. Day three in London, I was sicker than Cooter Brown, whoever that unfortunate character was.
(Windsor Castle, the Queen's lawn getting a mow!)
As for Tennessee, I think one culprit was the cause of cooties -- my travel companion. That chick is partial to smoking in the car while she drives. What's that? Oh yeah, she was considerate enough to let down the window, but I have residual complications attributable to a near death childhood experience which increase my sensitivity to someone trying to take me out with second hand smoke. I don't recommend trying to smother children with second hand smoke, they later become cranky adults who blog on you.
Yeah, I'm a little hoarse. Sorry, I have vacation cooties. So far this year, I contracted cooties in London and Tennessee. I know in London it was because I rubbed too many handrails and forgot to wear my "death" mask when taking the Tube. Day three in London, I was sicker than Cooter Brown, whoever that unfortunate character was.
(Windsor Castle, the Queen's lawn getting a mow!)
As for Tennessee, I think one culprit was the cause of cooties -- my travel companion. That chick is partial to smoking in the car while she drives. What's that? Oh yeah, she was considerate enough to let down the window, but I have residual complications attributable to a near death childhood experience which increase my sensitivity to someone trying to take me out with second hand smoke. I don't recommend trying to smother children with second hand smoke, they later become cranky adults who blog on you.
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