Seriously? Do I look like I was born yesterday? Do I look like I just fell off the turnip truck? Do I have a sign posted to my forehead saying, boldly lie to her -- she will believe anything.
If you said yes to any of those things, and don't want me to investigate you to an Nth of your very being, you should think again. Cough up the truth, even if it chokes you to do so. Else, I will be forced to reach into every crevice, feel my way around, and pull it out. Three plus years ago, a very handsome man underestimated my intelligence and my zeal for truth. This same man called me out of the blue after three long years. He still isn't forthcoming with the most basic of truths.
While I am no one's fool, I do admit to being immensely entertained by said liar. Hopefully, I won't let his attributes sway my good sense.
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WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!?!? I miss you!!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you have a sensitive BS meter... that pegs easily and often.
ReplyDeleteI know the feeling... I want to keep saying, "Do you/they REALLY think I'm THAT stupid?!?"
@Furry Bottoms girl -- on the FB down low ... lol. Since I have been banned from computer use during the day, and have had an extra 30 minutes to my work day, and have been MAD as HELL for the last few months, I haven't felt much like writing cuz I don't feel like I can write freely.
ReplyDelete@Iggy -- I'm smarter than the average bear boo boo. :) Men have keep on their tippie toes to get something over me :)