EYE ROLL number 1,567,839,020 plus or minus a billion.

Overheard client say:

"Coffee?  I would love a cup of coffee.  My wife never makes me a cup of coffee, so I don't ever get a cup."  He then chuckled.

His wife looked over at me and joined me in an eye roll.

Seriously, dude, you are like 78 years old and possibly older.  What else must your wife be responsible for so that you can function as an adult?


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