The news gets flashier

The ex ex boyfriend's girlfriend broke up with him via text message. He is nothing less than indignant of such cowardly behavior which he classifies as NOT CLASSY. I refrained from bringing up any less than classy behavior he may have been guilty of in the past and offered up a healthy dose of indignant remarks on his behalf. I am the best ex ex girlfriend he will ever have. That goes for you too EXB. I know you are reading this.


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Newsflash

My ex ex boyfriend (NOT to be confused with my EXB), sent me a text this morning:

Ex ex boyfriend: I think my relationship is over. What is wrong with WOMEN?

Me: The same thing that is wrong with MEN. Sorry.