Don't stop by unannounced or I may put you to work too!

My ex ex boyfriend (XXB) must not have been lying when he said he missed me.  He came a knocking after work yesterday, and I let him hang out long enough to help me put all my Halloween stuff back in the attic, flirt with me, make suggestive comments about my nicely made bed (which he could see from the hallway when we were accessing the attic stairs), and chat about how he thinks I should learn his grandmother's butternut cake recipe so that when she passes away, I can make those for him upon demand.  I humored him for a while, let him steal a few hugs and tell me how pretty he still thinks I am.  Then, I told him I had stuff to do, like go to the gym, cook two pecan pies and some deviled eggs, so he had to go.  I then handed him two bags of trash to put in the outside trash on his way out the door.  He thought he should get a kiss for helping me.  I said fat chance apparently in the cutest way possible, because he leaned in and said ... "You are so pretty, and I'm not just saying that.  That was an honest moment."  I said, "Awwww ... that's so sweet.  Wait right here, I have a movie you can take back on your way home." 

That crazy boy so makes me laugh.  I didn't really need the help, I just wanted to poke him with my honey do list, cuz I'm evil like that.

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