1 isn't the same as 2 EVER

Do you think if I banged my head against the wall one more time, that the newbie would order exactly the number of this supply or that supply I politely ask her to order?  When I ask her to order three of something, she orders four.  When I ask her to order two of something, she orders three.  When I ask her to order one of something, she orders two.  How in the hell do I get one of something????  Ask her to order NONE?

Although you aren't privy to my latest negotiation with the Universe, I confess that I've sorta pledged to be a little nicer ... about everything.  So far, I'm not doing so well.  It doesn't amuse me nearly as much to be cheery, as it does to unleash my angst on the world.  But, since I've spoken to the Universe about it, I think I owe it to the Big U to at least give "nice" a concerted effort next week.  Who knows what may happen if I let all these annoyances roll off me ... they may crush someone else's cheery and we wouldn't want that, now would we?  

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Random thought of the day

Have you ever thought about the fact that when someone else (someone you don't find especially enjoyable to be around, but have to be around five days of every freaking week) goes on vacation, that it is ALMOST as good as you going on vacation?

Oh yeah!!!  Let the HAPPINESS begin!!!!!

Pot luck

Oh, you will miss me.  You know it.  I know it.  That is all that will ever matter. 

I went to the movies earlier today.  Horrible Bosses.  Funnnnyyyyy!     

Even earlier than that I agreed to go to Applebees.  That was a sacrifice.  I hate eating at Applebees.

Even earlier than that, I kicked it into high gear on the Elliptical Trainer.  Go me!

The best thing about today?????  IT RAINED!!!!!!  That's no small happening around here these days.  We have been suffering a severe drought for several months, and we no longer hope for rain, we actually pray for it.  So, thank you God.   We will take what we can get, and be happy for it.

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Stop being so nice to me ...

I know I should not blame the Universe for that extra doughnut, but it's not my fault that I got three doughnuts instead of two.  I placed an order for two doughnuts at the drive-through order box, and the girl forgot about me.  So after sitting there for a while ... waiting and waiting (oh stop wondering how big my butt must be, I walked three miles before going through the drive-through for one doughnut).  I went for only one doughnut, ordered two (really?  is one ever enough?) and left with three after the girl realized she forgot me.  She popped an extra doughnut in my bag to make amends, without me knowing it until I got home.  They weren't even the best doughnuts I have ever had, and they were certainly a poor excuse for dinner and breakfast, but I ate them anyways and sometimes, "it is what it is" or as some like to say down this way "sometimes it just bes that."

Great, that means I have to walk two additional miles tonight to offset at least one of those mediocre doughnuts!

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Here's to the delusional ....

Tick TOCK  ... you had to know in your gut that your sham of a marriage was dying before it ever started.  Time is closing in on that bad decision with every bead of blood coursing through your deluded soul, and I don't feel sorry for you.  

Indifference is seductively waiting on me ... and that's a much better option than the one you have chosen.

Goodbye Monday ... I wish I could say it was swell, but it was more like hell.

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To my most beloved:  I'm here.  You aren't.  I soooooooOOOooooo miss you. 

On the home front: 

I let lying man know that I knew he was lying, but he didn't seem phased one bit.  For all my bark, I really am a push-over if I find some redeeming quality in you.  There's no going back though.  It's onward ... who the hell knows where, but one foot will go in front of the other .... at least to the gym to pound the meanness out of the souls of my feet.  There is no telling about the soles of my soul.  They may take us all the way to Key West and back. 

Yawn ... its late.  I have to hit the sack and do it all again tomorrow.  If I don't pulverize stagnant to a pulp, it is going to be my wit's end and my happiness' death.

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A sleuthing we will go ....

Seriously?  Do I look like I was born yesterday?  Do I look like I just fell off the turnip truck?  Do I have a sign posted to my forehead saying, boldly lie to her -- she will believe anything. 

If you said yes to any of those things, and don't want me to investigate you to an Nth of your very being, you should think again.  Cough up the truth, even if it chokes you to do so.  Else, I will be forced to reach into every crevice, feel my way around, and pull it out.  Three plus years ago, a very handsome man underestimated my intelligence and my zeal for truth.  This same man called me out of the blue after three long years.  He still isn't forthcoming with the most basic of truths.

While I am no one's fool, I do admit to being immensely entertained by said liar.  Hopefully, I won't let his attributes sway my good sense.


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