I am an extremely vengeful feeling person, who plots mad science vengeance. I have a bag of voodoo dolls, and every now and then, I think about using them. So far, I have resisted the urge to hang any one's likeness upside down and tack them to my bulletin board, so that I can swat them to and fro any time I get the urge. I have also resisted throwing any one's likeness into a fire, or placing any one's likeness under my front car tire before I drive away. I have also resisted the urge to rat out an office gossip who spends most her days stirring the pot instead of finding anything useful to do with her time. Even the blog stalker, gets an undeserved stay of her voodoo doll's deserved execution.
I feel good about this. Not about being an extremely vengeful feeling person, but about my ability to have those awful consuming feelings without acting on them.
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Yes, that is indeed an accomplishment and you should feel good about it! I wish some people I know were as strong as you! :)
ReplyDeleteDon't hold back...you're turning me on.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to practice... You could voodoo doll me and place me on a warm sunny beach... just for practice... I'll let you know how well it's working.
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