We really should have eyes in the back of our head. I think having eyes in the back of our head, would save us from scaring the hell out of ourselves. Especially, if we forget we are naked, stand with our back to a full length mirror and simultaneously hold up a hand mirror to see if the back of our hair is doing what it is supposed to do. I found out that the back of my hair is the least of my problems. I think I have traumatized myself!
Great, just great ... now I'm gonna have to make up with -- ET -- aka the elliptical trainer. I really dislike spending time with ET (he's sooooo annoyingly tiresome), but I realize that little bugger is right, he, not KRISPY KREME, is the answer to my prayer.
Great, just great ... now I'm gonna have to make up with -- ET -- aka the elliptical trainer. I really dislike spending time with ET (he's sooooo annoyingly tiresome), but I realize that little bugger is right, he, not KRISPY KREME, is the answer to my prayer.
So, you are saying to yourself right about now ... "Hmmm, how would having eyes in the back of our heads help us NOT scare the hell out of ourselves, and if we could scare the hell out of ourselves, wouldn't that be okay?" I can only answer the first part of that wonderment ... but I won't, I will leave you to ponder those thoughts a little deeper for yourselves.
P.S. If any of my commas hurt your eyes, you now know I have a love/hate with commas, I love them so much, I put them anywhere that I think they are needed or look good.
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So funny!! But at the same time, not so funny to ourselves at the moment we see what we don't want to see.
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Why I really stopped by was to congratulate you; I just gave you a One-Minute Writing of the Day award for 1/14. Congrats!
-C. Beth The One-Minute Writer
-C.Beth@ OH MY GOSH! I am thrilled! Thank you so much for coming by to present me with such a nice honor!
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