What's that you say?

Overheard in local department store:

First girl, "I love Target."
Second girl, "Me too, it's like a mini Walmart, but better."
Spoken only as teenage girls can speak.

I don't know why, but that made me laugh. Is anything mini better? I guess mini skirts or dresses could be better for some, but I'm thinking only a few. Speaking of clothes, have you seen your share of muffin tops lately or is that a southern thing? I'm thinking that if girls wanna roll out in those ubber low rise jeans and neon thongs, that they could go mini on the overspill. That would certainly be better.

Mini coopers are supposedly better for the environment, but some are built to blow your doors off, and that can't be good for the environment! However, they would suit my lead foot mighty fine!

Mini mr. Goodbars are definitely better for me, if I don't eat so many that they rival a full sized one ... eeekkkkkkkk .... or GOD FORBID two! I think mini anything in the food world is a disaster waiting to happen. Just because that cookie is a mini doesn't mean you can eat twenty of them. I tend to be an "all or nothing" sort of person, that's why a bag of anything "mini" isn't allowed to come home with me. Never, and I mean never underestimate the power of the mini ...

Come to think of it, most of my blogs are "mini." That's why I sign off as Lickety Splitter. There are days I will roll out with something that doesn't fit the mini category, but overall, I have bursts of non genius thoughts which I like to share with someone whom I love, but is no longer part of my everyday life. Blog followers, meet my ex boyfriend (aka "my EXB") and your fellow follower ... Paraic.


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