I'm talking to you men. PMS is not your fault, but it's not our fault either. You may not intend to hurt our feelings or make us mad, but you likely will, and you won't immediately comprehend what the hell happened. All you will know is that the person you thought you cared about, and who you thought cared about you, HATES YOU with a burning passion. Well not really you, just the very ground you dare walk upon, the air you breathe, your simple request to pass the salt, the blink of your eye, any involuntary muscle twitch or sigh, well, you get the picture. Some women, and I hope only few for you, will experience a very temporary loss of any sane reasoning. They will snap in the blink of the eye. No stressor is mundane, and you are no longer safe!
There is nothing for you to do, except keep your own personal calendar. If you don't know how to do this, and you have any "meaningful" woman in your life (co-worker, friend, family member, spouse, girlfriend, etc.), I suggest you google the process. Yes, it may be slightly embarrassing for you to ask your fair woman probing yet necessary questions, but making a calendar is your only hope. Then, and only then, will you come to expect the burning look in her eyes that signals trouble. Your next step ... HIDE!
Hide, but don't give up hope! Your fair creature is only temporarily possessed. She will soon be contrite and extra loving.
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I was going to laugh, but then figured it would enrage the beast. Good thing I have a walk in closet.
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