Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Hear No Evil

Snippets of conversations unintentionally overheard today:

"You can let a lion sleep too, as well as a dog." (HUH?)

"I hate to take candy from a baby. It's almost like taking candy from a baby nowadays." (in some way related to this year's football season)

"They put a rubber band around their "bleep" and they eventually fall off." (yikes, I can sense the wincing!)



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1 comment:

  1. oooh, strippers tie rubber bands around their *bleep* to make it look bigger (or is that an urban myth?)

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