Okay cat lovers, I'm not one of you. I pretend to love your cat, but only because I love you. I do like your cat, if it is contained within your four walls that you pay big money for, but I'm allergic to your cat and that makes for a love/hate relationship between your cat and me. As for you, dear neighbor aka Mr. Cat Lover and Owner, who refuses to contain your cats, I don't like or love your cats. Nor, do I appreciate their destruction of the wildlife which I intentionally entice into my yard for my personal observation and enjoyment. Please note that your cats, are not the wildlife whom were issued an open invitation. I know you love your cats, so I am tolerant of them and let them use my weed bed for a litter box and host their licking parties on my beautiful walkway which I believe they have mistaken for the Taj Mahal. While I do admit to shooing them from their lounge chairs which I thought were "my" Adirondack chairs and their sun chaises which I thought were "my" flowers boxes until they uprooted and smothered out my sweet petunias, I beg you to believe that I have yet to get out my water gun. However, they have now broken my last straw of patience!
So, enjoy that squirrel tail which is now on your doormat, but which was originally your cat's doormat gift to ME in payment of their continual use of my yard amenities! Enjoy til your cats come home! (which I fear will be a long time coming)
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I like cats, but dogs rule.
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