Here's the skinny ... cuz there isn't much going on.

Hey peeps, I got nothing lately, so here's the skinny on my everyday life ...  I wasn't skinny as a baby, and I don't even wish to be skinny as an adult.  It's my opinion that men appreciate my curves just as much as they do my sharp wit and feisty ways.  That said, I have been needing to lose 10 lbs which I gained after I stopped going to the gym as much as I used to, and whaddya know, after a little effort, I'm half way back to being nothing but good.  

On the home front, I have gotten most of my Christmas shopping done, and my house is a complete wreck.  My laundry needs doing, and my bottom sheet is sporting a newly gained rip, so I need to shop for new ones.  Tomorrow is Secret Santa and Christmas snack day at work, and I just finished making party ham sandwiches and a pot of vegetable soup to take in the morning.  I still have to wrap my Secret Santa gift, and bask in the glory of items checked off my TO DO list.  I am mad at someone, who shall remain nameless, but I will forgive him after I have finished processing my righteous indignation.  Either that, or I will one day kick his ass from here to hell.  My office's Christmas party is this Thursday and will be at the home of my direct boss/friend/sparring partner.  His house is filled to the brim with interesting stuff, and his wife is one of my favorite people, so it should be a fun night.  I said to hell with the cocktail dress that I recently spent a tidy sum on.  Instead, I am rolling out my winter white jeans, my blue velvet jacket and a blingy silver blouse.  I am going to wear a pair of kick ass Madden pumps with a ruffle and a heel that could kick one ungrateful bonehead into the next millenium.  I have recently purchased two books on happiness, which I currently intend to use as blogging inspiration once the New Year rings in.  My XXBoyfriend calls me nearly every other day.  If I didn't know better, I would think he is crushing on me.  Both my best friend and I have bought a Christmas present for each other, and we have both confessed to the other that we are so unsure of our selections that we are taking those presents back and starting over.  I also bought my BFF a potato soup mix.  I'm totally giving her that for Christmas along with whatever else I eventually decide to give her.  She loves potato soup, and I heard this stuff was just as good as any you want to home cook.  I guess that is no different than her giving me a bag of snack sized Snickers for my birthday.  See, it's partly her fault that I have 5 more lbs to lose.  Lo and behold, we are back where we started.

See you in the funny papers.

(Except for you oh elusive one.  I will see you and my blog stalker on the other side of wrath.)


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