Surrealville ...

How do you know you are really over your ex ex boyfriend.

When he asks you, if you mind if he stops by your house, so that he can get ready to go out to dinner with his new girlfriend, and you say, "no problem," and you mean it. That's probably a really good sign that you are over your ex ex boyfriend.

He comes, he chats, he chats, he chats, and I say, "You really should get ready and go." He says, "But I really enjoy talking to you." I say, "Of course, you do, who doesn't (joking), but you are going to be late, and you can chat with me later." Me, caring that his new girlfriend may be kept waiting. What kind of crazy person am I? A FREE ONE! Yeah!! I am free of those feelings for him! I love when that happens and you can transition to the other side.

He finally stopped chatting and got ready to go out to dinner. Then he plopped himself down beside me on my groovy mid century TV sofa and chatted some more. I was like, "Dude, you really need to go." He said, "This may sound terrible and I know it does, because I am about to go out on a date with someone else, but you and I are going to get back together." I was like, "Whatever boy, no we aren't." He said, "Yes, we are. We get along too well not to be together." I was like, "I get along well with lots of people, and I'm not dating them, so you can get over that idea." He just gave me that smile and I booted him out -- to his dinner date.

How surreal is that?


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