The Universe, "Hey, I tried to push her over the edge with that new drum set next door, but she found some crazy Mantra to help her through that annoyance. So, I had to push another button that I know will jerk her chain. I know she hates litter almost as much as she hates public speaking, so I made sure her whole street was perfectly free of debris except for one trickster! I placed a perfectly jaunty tin can (emptied of its Vienna sausages) directly in the street in front of her beautiful brick walkway just to greet her good morning and watch the smoke come out of her ears! She's right, the litter is always right in front of her house, simply because I like to push her buttons... heh heh. It's so fun to watch, she's such an easy target. She turns a bright shade of red and she spits nails! It's great!"
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Its at times like this that you need some kid of lazer powered light saber that will disintegrate without a trace any annoyance. It would be a good exercise in restraint.
ReplyDeleteLOL ... wouldn't that be too cool?
ReplyDeletenaw just get a pet raccoon, they love throwing trash around, and you can have it trained to do it to her hard.
ReplyDeleteJay, I already have wild racoon in my city backyard and they cost me more than annoyance. They cost me $100 to have the chimney sweep throw them a rope so they could rescue themselves from my fireplace. They were apparently planning a break-in! Another apparently got under the house and died (after I closed the crawl space door without knowing he was in there). That little incident cost me another $100 bill to have his remains scooped out so my whole house could stop smelling like I had killed something and buried it under my house! I will opt for the laser powered light saber and use it on future litterers and racoon, if I catch them!
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