Overheard in Zaxbys (not a fast food restaurant, but almost):
"You know how 70 or 80% of everything you say to someone you first meet is a total lie." (said like a FO REAL statement ... not a question).
I was thinking to myself, "GEEZZZZ really? I'm such a sucker!"
Overheard on my front porch as I was clipping my spent pansies (Yeah, I said spent pansies, what's it to you?) and my redneck neighbors were out working on a car in the street curb:
"You know Mike, I really don't give a shit anymore. While I'm out here working on this car, she is probably out with some guy. If I'm stuck up her ass, she is bitching, if I'm working on this car, she is bitching. Mike replied, "Well, she gets it honest, cuz that one in the house does the same thing. You can't make none of them happy."
I wanted to stand up for all woman kind, but, I thought to myself, "What do I know, maybe you can't make any of "them" happy. Then I thought, "Hey this is cool -- two men talking about their feelings" -- sorta --- lol.)
Bear in mind, I would rather not overhear all these bit of conversation, but I have these cursed things called ears. So, be careful what you say, because ears have a funny way of hearing, even if they don't want to!
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