Hey, you there in the dress making industry, I don't know which one of you numbskulls was the first to decide women no longer need or want sleeves in their dresses, all I know is that those masses of makers who followed your lead to the extreme, deserve to jump off the same bridge that I am going to push you off, if I ever find you. (How was that for a nasty little run-on sentence?)
What? You numbskulls don't have 24/7 deep freeze offices where you live, or WINTER? Remember that season called winter?
I know you do, and I know what the real deal is with the bajillion sleeves missing from all those new dresses. I'm just not sure how much the sweater industry has paid you in bribes. Does the word cahoots ring any bells in you sleeve thieves? By bells, I mean alarms, because I'm sounding them!
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I don't mind not haveing sleeves on my dresses. It's keeping my knees together when I sit down that gives me and the twins a hard time (no pun intended.)
ReplyDelete@CP -- :O
ReplyDeletepractice makes perfect you bad man ;)
*raises an eyebrow at CP*
ReplyDeleteI have a theory... (not about CP, about the missing sleeves)... and it's this:
Socks from the dryer go missing...
Sleeves from dresses go missing...
Sudden appearance of very cute Sock Monkies...are they stuffed with the missing dress sleeves?
Someone needs to dissect a cute sock monkey...
@ IG -- Huh ... that theory never occured to me, but it's a darn good theory that I may have to explore. Parents, hide your children's sock monkeys, because I need my sleeves back!
ReplyDeletedamn spell checker broken on comments -- occured = occurred.
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