Note:
To anyone who is in close proximity to my ear prior to 9:30 in the morning.
Come closer, this is important for you to hear.
DON'T CRUNCH CHEESE NIPS in my ear!
Addendum:
Crunch A Munch, Cheese Nips, Chicken Bones, Pickles, Fritos, Cheetos, Pretzels, Potato Chips, Nachos, Biscotti, Dried Cereal -- including my fav Froot Loops -- and any other crunchy or continuously chewy food -- are ALL OFF LIMITS OF MY EAR /// AT ALL TIMES OF THE DAY ////
And, don't even think I enjoy hearing you smack and greedily gnosh down on a piece of greasy fried chicken, because I DON'T.
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*makes note to only eat mushy vegetables from now on*
ReplyDeleteSometimes I'm really glad I'm hard of hearing...
Anybody that's crunching food near ears, starting asking for some. Ppl don't like to share, eventually they'll stay away.
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