Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Why the hell I gotta have a title for every post?

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Whoo hooo .... it's the month of Halloween ... oh crap, no it isn't, not quite.   I'm sorry, I can barely contain my anticipation, so I said, "@#$% it, I'm moving on from September a couple of days early."  

My calendar said, "Like hell you are.  I put a lot of effort into giving you the best looking picture for the month of September, and by God you are going to look at it, until I tell you different."   Taken aback, I bit back, "Sheesh ... no need to get all huffy.  What's two measly days?  If you really think about it, time really isn't real."   But, I relented, since I honestly do appreciate September's calendar view.

Besides, I have to wrap birthday presents for my #1 friend whose birthday is October 1.  And since, I have a knack for choosing presents that require my participation in a scavenger hunt for the right-sized box to contain said oddly-sized presents, the mad dash is on!  Great, the last two days of September are NOW my #2 friend!   

Hmmmm ... I know I have a weird sized box somewhere around here ...

(sorry people she wandered off to climb those rickety attic stairs again in search of a box that she knows isn't up there to be found.  She's delusional like that.)


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6 comments:

  1. At my age two measly days means alot.

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  2. @Iggy -- Weird sized is the size "they" don't sell in the Target store.

    @Coffeypot -- Oh pshaw ... go on with your silly self. I don't know how old you are, but my (and I use that term loosely) spirit guides said old isn't until 85 or 90.

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  3. I love your frisky conversation with yourself, LOL-- err I mean with your calendar.

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  4. I gave up on boxes long ago. Now I simply settle for newspaper. Strips of it curl just like ribbon!

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  5. @Nikki ... hee hee. I like when I feel sillier than usual.

    @BPOTW -- Awww that totally takes the angst out of searching for the right sized box! LOL. I seriously can't believe I FINALLY found the odd sized box I needed!

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