Well, I don't appreciate sketchy attendance, and I am all about letting an offender feel the consequential sting of his or her lack of action.
If that doesn't sting enough. I can always put you in deep freeze.
(note: If this poke is meant for you, you will know it.)
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Oh dear, Im not entirely sure if that is a general poke at lazy bloggers like me, or a particular lazy blogger. So I guess it probably isn't me. Either way, I like the post. Don't we all feel that? x
ReplyDeleteNo dear Jasmine, this is not a poke at lazy bloggers! Besides, you are not lazy, you are a busy artist!
ReplyDeleteDamn, woman! I've been gone with no WIFI to let me catch up. But the pissed off teacher make me feel right at home. I saw that look at least two times a day back then (even until I graduated with my MBA.) I have that kind of personality.
ReplyDeleteI never had a teacher look at me like that 'cept once. He was talking to a parent and I was there after class for some reason (probably clapping erasers or something) anyway, I took this big ol' hypodermic needle (without the needle) filled it with water and gave him a big shot in the ass.
ReplyDeleteTo say he was pissed off is an understatement.
@Coffey -- You are excused Mr. Coffey, because you are not the culprit this time ;)
ReplyDelete@Iggy -- Remind me not to mess with you! Hypodermic needles scare me!
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ReplyDeleteCan't be me. Deep freeze wouldn't have much effect, coming from Winnipeg and all.
ReplyDelete@Jay, nope not you. If it is ever you, I will think of some other punishment to fit the crime and your resistance level!
ReplyDeletefair enough.
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