Thursday, May 6, 2010

5 Vegas tips learned in 5 days

Pack and then take 2/3 of your stuff out and zip the zipper.  If you are smart enough to take a pair of cargo pants or cargo capris and a good pair of walking shoes, you will LIVE in them.

You will never look better than the hookers that are in Vegas, so leave your hooker shoes at home.

Chap stick will be your new best friend.

Don't waste your salivation on visions of mouth-watering meals.  Unless of course you salivate over LARGE portions.  You will get large portions of mediocre food.

If you aren't a tenacious gambler, but you love to stay hydrated in an arid climate, you may have to get a second job to pay for daily beverages -- water, soda or alchohol.   Take those street hawkers up on their $1.00 bottled water.  It's the best deal and STEAL in Vegas!

2 comments:

  1. All watter/coffee/pop should be 1 dollar everywhere. Not just in vegas. So the trip was good then?

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  2. I already knew I would never look better than the street hookers in Vegas.... =)

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