Like crap, that's how I feel today. The upper trunk of my legs are aching like I have been jumping hurdles or something. They felt like that yesterday too. I can't figure out why, but I can assure you, it's not because I have been running track. Maybe it's the after shock of all that walking in Vegas. Maybe my legs were planning this sneak attack from day one in Vegas ... "Okay listen up, we are gonna get that Biatch back for making us do all the grunt work on vacation. She could have gotten us more taxis instead of torturing us with all that damn walking. Let's wait a week or so, and then we will hit her when she leasts expects it!"
I don't have time for revenge of the limbs ... I have things to do, people to see, places to go. I have a ham to cook, a lawn to water, clothes to wash, a library to visit, bills to pay, a swimsuit to buy, a list to make, a bag to pack, not to mention lunch to eat, people to coordinate and a lawn to mow. Hmmmm ... maybe I can delegate that lawn mowing task .... oh, wait, that's right, I have no one to delegate that or any other task to. Maybe that lawn mowing thing can wait until I get back. Did I mention my legs ache?
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neighbourhood kids are good to delegate unwanted chores too...
ReplyDeleteThe pain is a good thing. You have started the process, now keep it going by walking around the 'hood.
ReplyDeleteIm sorry you ache, but isnt it a good ache? From exercising?
ReplyDelete@Jay -- yeah, but I don't trust those young buggers to mow my lawn. I actually don't let anyone other than myself mow my front lawn. Most men like to scalp it down to a nub, and I hate that. Scalping a lawn leads to a weedy invasion!
ReplyDelete@Coffeypot -- I started that exercise process 2 years ago ... I go to gym and do Elliptical Trainer 4 or 5 days out of 7. I also sometimes walk the hood for the enjoyment of it.
@Nikki -- Thanks dear, this too shall hopefully pass. I have been home a week from Vegas and I took a week off my normal exercise, so I am thinking these leg aches are highly suspicious!
Hmmm... If I was nearby I could lend ya hand... Let's see... I could buy a bathing suit... cook a ham... and pack a lunch bag (brown) if you got the bags...
ReplyDelete@IG -- Awwww thanks for even thinking of offering to help out. That's so nice of you!
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