Friday, April 23, 2010

I got NOTHING.

Me:  "Hello blank page.  It's just you and me kid.  What's going on with you?"

Blank Page:  "Less than nothing."

Me:  "How can you have less than nothing going on?"

Blank Page:  "I have no idea, I only know how it feels." 

Me:  "How does it feel?"

Blank Page:   "Like less than nothingness."

Me:  "Ummm ... "

Blank Page:  "Yeah, that's it!  Like meditation!  Ummmmmmmmm"


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7 comments:

  1. Girl, when I am brain dead (like today), I just put finger to keyboard and let the nothingness roll out. It amuses me.

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  2. Remember, Nora Roberts says that the only thing you can't fix is a blank page.

    No pressure, right? Right? ;-)

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  3. @Cynthia -- well, I didn't know Miss Roberts said that, but I appreciate you sharing any quote on a blank page, cuz sometimes I just start writing and roll with whatever comes out. I feel no pressure here, I write here simply to get the chatter out of my soul ;)

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  4. Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! VEEEGASSSSSSSSSSS!

    :)

    Oh heck, I got nuthin'...

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  5. I know!!! It's the same with my sex life.

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  6. @IG and CP -- You fellas crack me up. Sorry, bout that nothingness ;)

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