Annoyance 041

I'm getting a bad rap from being annoyed and that's really annoying ; )

Defense number 1:  Only 41 annoyance posts since October 27, 2009.  That only averages about 4 irritations per month right?  I don't think that's too many.

Defense number 2:  PMS (boo hoo .. "those are real tears, what the hell did you say to her?")

Defense number 3:  PMS (eeeekkkkk eeek eek ... "look out, she's got a knife!")

Defense number 4:  There really are a lot of irritating people around here.

Defense number 5:  There really are a lot of annoying circumstances in life.

Defense number 6:  PMS (why God why?)

Defense number 7:  The researchers say that getting those stressors out will make me a happier camper, and it does.

Defense number 8:  I love making light (or poking fun) of the bits of life fluff that really annoy the dickens out of me.  It entertains me to no end.

Defense number 9:  PMS (rarrrrrrr! "Something about she is woman, hear her roar.")

Defense number 10:  God made me this way.

In defense of God making me out of more spice than sugar, he is all knowing.   So, don't reproach this ... his earthly creation. 

He also made me out of a lot of good things.  I'm really easy going despite the posts which seemingly belie this statement.  I'm quick to blow off steam so as to get on with the fun, I'm very accommodating, I'm very tolerant, I'm very helpful, I'm very compassionate, I'm overly forgiving (I rarely hold a grudge), I'm very loving, I'm very loyal, I'm a dutiful daughter, I'm a lover of wit and wisdom, fun and frolicking, word play, foreplay, middle play and after play, and I'm one of the best friends you could ever have.  My testy side is the ying to my yang, the sour to my sweet, and the lemon out of which I make lemonade.


Smooches!!!!


House Rules: Any and all passersby, stalkers and the like, can post comments under "lurker comments." They will be screened for hexes, spells, foils, curses, foul smells and cooties before posting.