You are seriously close to stepping on my last nerve.
Pick up your feet when you walk and grow longer legs so you don't have to take as many steps! If you refuse or can't do those two things, FOR YOUR SAFETY'S SAKE, take that blasted jing jangling change out of your pocket!
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now I know exactly how to annoy you should we ever cross paths.
ReplyDelete@Jay -- Hah hah, there are apparently multitudes of ways!
ReplyDeleteFor someone as seemingly laid back and fun as you are, you sure get annoyed easily and often!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid to breathe... will it annoy you? Is my roll-on scent too strong? Does the color of my shirt irritate you? OOOOOhhhh NOOOOOOOOOO.... I just farted from the cause of nerves....
ReplyDelete*even my own eyes are watering*
@Wow -- I'm all those things rolled into one. It seems to me that being one dimension would be rather bland. I try to avoid bland.
ReplyDelete@IntenseGuy -- If your breath smells like onions or goat's cheese, it probably will annoy me ;) I can smell your roll-on scent from here, and you are far enough away so that I only get a pleasant whiff. I am near sighted, so I can't see the color of your shirt. As for that flatulence problem you are having, seek that door with the image of a little man on it.
@All of yall -- Thanks for stopping by, yall come back soon. I love all of your witty input!