Don't do it. Your son's wife (or his thousands of girlfriends) will be
For all of you have already gone through the process, please do not take this as a criticism. I know you make up for that lost skin by other means. I just thought it proper to give props to the most fantastic lover I have ever had, and the remaining 85% of men in the world (I got that stat from Sex In the City, so don't hold me to it.)
Yes, that is probably TMI, but I thought it was time for a Public Service Announcement.
(Hey, I will have you know that I do have one moral or two left! I refrained from posting a related picture ;)
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You just got laid?!
ReplyDeleteNo, not "just." It may come as a shocker, but I'm not a nun ... yet ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL@Auntie...
ReplyDeleteIn fact, going by the "[a]fter the last two years, I can now supply an informed opinion" someone got laid at least twice (by one of each ummm... type).
@Auntie and IntenseGuy - I have made endless amounts of love over the last two years, and quite a bit of lovemaking before. However, the term "got laid" is not in my vocabulary. LOL.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA!!! Okay, you just made love!!! You're so cute.
ReplyDeleteDon't ask me why, but your word verification right now says "cumin" and that is freaky, considering the subject!
Circumcision is still practiced religiously in the Jewish community. In fact, this Rabbi saved the little pieces of skin, had them tanned and made into a wallet. The problem was, every time he got close to a beautiful woman the wallet turned into a suitcase. My helmet is without it’s poncho and I have enjoyed many…uh…minutes of pleasure. Sadly!
ReplyDelete@Auntie and Coffeypot -- you two crack me up!
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