Annoyance 055

Lickety Splitter is weary in her bones.   Her brave skeleton continues to fight against the crush of gravity which is constantly pressing against her average frame.  Confined to the life of an ill devised office space, instead of the Life of Riley, she is tempted to pitch a fork in her spirit and bone crushing career, and call it done. 

Since that idea isn't currently feasible, she is considering hanging upside down like a bat in the hopes that any compacting can eventually be reversed.

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